Sunday, March 23, 2008

The French Guide to Life


Diplomatic Circles: French Lessons
By: Vickie J. Rubinson

According to the New York Times, the French have rules that govern even the smallest activities. For example, never wear jogging clothes to buy even a pound of butter. The author of the article Elaine Sciolino says that as she dashed out of her Paris flat for some butter at the convenience store she had on her morning jogging clothes and not much else in the way of style. The problem was that the store was located on the Rue du Bac one of the most chic places to see and be seen on Saturdays. She suddenly heard her name called and turned to see a senior Foreign Ministry official, dressed in pressed jeans, a leather jacket and wearing an amused look, while carrying a small Nespresso shopping bag.

Kiss, but Be Careful Whom You Hug. Evidently Mr. Chirac never seemed to relish the formal, jerky air kisses. He is more of a hand-kisser. He knows how to cradle a woman's hand in his, raise the hand to chest level, bend over to meet it halfway and savor its feel and scent.

Mr. Sarkozy on the other hand, is "unpredicatable." When he's in a bad mood, he might offer a curt "Bonjour" and a quick handshake. With those he likes, he gets really close and hugs. They sometimes hug back, as did Israel's president Shimon Peres, during a visit this month to the Elysee. But the German chancellor, Angela Merkel, has made it clear through her aides that she is not a hugger and needs her space.

Lastly, for French women, being sexy has nothing to do with age and everything to do with attitude. Arielle Dombasle, the actress and cabaret singer dared to expose her breasts on the cover of Paris Match and took off her clothes in a song and dance review at Crazy Horse in Paris. According to the article, some people feel she tries too hard. But give the lady credit. She's turning 50 and has a Barbie-doll body.

Chic French women also prefer to peel and polish rather than paint their faces. Too much make-up they say, makes a woman seem older, or worse, "vulgaire."

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Why love makes you craaaaazy!


By: Vickie J. Rubinson
Love- A Dangerous thing!

Falling in love really can make you crazy. Italian scientists at the University of Pisa found that people in love demonstrate the same biological and emotional symptoms as people suffering from a psychiatric condition. Like people with obsessive-compulsive disorder, the lovesick have persistent, one-track thoughts, observed psychiatrist Donatella Marazziti.

Investigators found that the two groups had similarly low levels of serotonin, a brain chemical that affects mood says the Toronto Star. "It's often said that when you're in love, you're a little crazy," Marazziti says. "That may be true."

A member of her research team therorizes that evolution programmed people for the insanity of love, because no rational person would bond for life and have children.

Monday, March 17, 2008

How to Spot a Mobster.


By: Vickie J. Rubinson
How to Spot a Good-Fella.

A Sicilian tour guide who got fed up with answering the same questions about the mafia in Italy has written a pocket-sized book he thinks visitors will be unable to refuse.

"The Mafia Explained to Tourists,"- which has been published in Japanese, Korean, German and Spanish-tackles questions such as: what a mafioso looks like, whether the mafia will exist forever and "why haven't we seen a shoot-out in our 10 days here?"

"I included the 10 questions I am always asked, so from now I can just hand out the book," said Augusto Cavadi, a Palermo-based guide and mafia expert. Cavadi said his book was just as suitable for Italians as for foreign tourists from Asia and the Middle East. "Italians sometimes insist there are 'good' mafiosi who do not kill, as well as "bad" mafiosi."

So is it true the mafia will not kill priests?

"They certainly kill them when they take a stand against the mafia," he warned. As for mobster spotting, Cavadi said it was not that easy.

"The mafia are usually elegant and polite and move in high circles," he said. "I have known dozens but only found out years later they were in the mafia when they were arrested. It was 15 years before I figured out my apartment building was owned by a mob family."

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Rabbit Bites- New Show Starring Talking Bunnies.


By: Vickie J. Rubinson

Rabbit Bites is a new satirical short film series starring (of all things), rabbits, Buns and Chou Chou. Each week the bunnies take a look at the world of pop culture or interview celebrity guests.

Nicholas Quixote, the producer and creator of Rabbit Bites said that the show has a homemade feel. "They were made in the spirit of the of Mr. Bill of the old Saturday Night Live."
Rabbit Bites is one of the most popular video series on the internet and they announced a new series called "Talk to Buns," with several new characters who are slated to become regulars on the web show.

MAD TV's Bobby Lee was a guest star on the crazy animal show along with David Alan Grier and several other actors.
These aren't just any rabbits. They are speedy, chattering rabbits who muse on pop culture and the daily news.

In December 2007, the show won the "Mammals of the Year" award from Yahoo video's program, "The Nine."

Funniest episode is the bunnies trying out for "American Idol." Chou Chou belts out "When You Get Lost Between the Moon and New York City," while Buns sings, "On the Good Ship Lollipop" before a bored looking Simon Cowell imposter.

Rabbit Bites can be viewed at http://www.youtube.com/bunsandchouchou

Have a Hoppy Day!

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

MAD T.V.'s Bobby Lee Keeps Folks Laughing.


By: Vickie J. Rubinson

He has played a blind Kung Fu master, action star Jackie Chan, Connie Chung and even Junichiro Koizumi, the former Prime Minister of Japan. He is Korean American comic Bobby Lee and he is the most popular actor among the MAD T.V. cast.

Bobby Lee is the first Asian cast member on the hit FOX show and plays most of the Asian roles including Kim Jong-il and Ang Lee. He's also the focus of quite a few 'Asian Power' sketches.

Born in San Diego, California to immigrant parents from South Korea, Lee was expected to run his family's clothing store. But instead he was spotted by a famous talent scout at the local community college and the rest is history.

According to The Tyee.ca, an online magazine, Lee says, "Oh the non-Asians love me. When I started, I went out on the road with Carlos Mencia. I would perform at all the Hispanic rooms throughout Texas. I've also done many shows with Martin Lawrence and the black crowds love me too. My shows are fairly universal.

You want to do comedy that's pretty modern. Let me say one thing about the Korean Wave. I remember last year, me, Margaret Cho and John Cho all had deals with major networks. Ten years ago, an Asian actor would not even get a holding deal. They wouldn't even be considered. This is a sign of progress and people are getting it. Just the fact that I'm getting a network deal every year. Those are obvious positive signs. You know that's why I have low self-esteem, for me to ingest all that success I have to downplay it."

The Korean wave or "Hallyu" is a term coined by Chinese journalists to describe the surge of Korean dramas, films and music that has swept Asia. By 2005, Asian countries started to implement quotas on cultural imports from Korea. But when Hallyu hit North America, it gathered force not so much through the front-door Hollywood and mainstream media, but rather through the side-doors of YouTube and other file sharing sites on which huge numbers of fans not only post and share videos but also form collaborative teams to translate Korean shows into multiple languages for non-Korean viewers.

By far (in my opinion) one of the funniest sketches on MAD T.V. is Bobby Lee playing a bumbling, grinning North Korean nuclear scientist. Check it out on YouTube!

Monday, March 10, 2008

Do You Speak ENGRISH??

By: Vickie J. Rubinson

For a good laugh, visit Steve Caire's website "Engrish.com," which showcases the finest examples of the art of Engrish and has now become one of the most popular entertainment sites on the web. What started out with a cult following is now a worldwide phenom, generating web traffic of 5-6 million visitors a year and rising.

According to Caire, Engrish.com can be simply defined as the humorous English mistakes that appear in Japanese advertising and product design. Engrish can be found all over the world but the vast majority of the really funny and creative Engrish is from Japan.

The site was created in 1996 and uses only original samples of Engrish either sent in by people for use on Engrish.com or collected personally by the webmaster.

"The point is to have fun," stresses Caire. "The Engrish phenomenon is not meant to make fun of or ridicule people. I lived in Japan for 10 years and I'm fluent in Japanese, but I am not a native speaker."

Caires collects an array of Engrish examples that emphasize his belief that there is profundity, even if it's accidental in the way English words are used by Japanese designers.

As an Engrishman himself might say of the website: "Please make sure to enjoy your pleasant with vigor!!"

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Phone Addict free as 999 Therapy Fails


By: Vickie J. Rubinson

According to the BBC News, a woman who has made hoax 999 calls for 24 years escaped another jail term because shock treatment to break the addiction failed and she reoffended.

Thelma Dennis, 50, from Iceland, has been prosecuted 60 times, a Cardiff Crown Court heard. She agreed to electrode therapy which left her screaming in pain every time she dailled the third "9" of 999.

But the court heard that it failed and she rang police claiming a bomb had been planted in her local supermarket.

Prosecutor Richard Ace said Dennis had called police control alleging there was a bomb at the Iceland store in Mountain Ash. Mr. Ace said: P.C. Robert Pike went to her address an hour after the call."

She had a long history of similar incidents and had been prosecuted 60 times for these type of offenses of making bomb hoax calls and threats to kill."

Cardiff Crown Court heard Dennis has already been to jail twice for making the prank calls.

"She has been making these calls for 24 years. She's sorry and has genuine remorse," said Defender Jane Rowley. An earlier hearing was told Dennis had agreed to be wired to an electrode machine to control her hoax call obsession, but she was left screaming in pain everytime she dialled the the final digit.

Dennis was given a 12-month supervision order after admitting communicating false information about a bomb threat.

Monday, March 3, 2008

I Can Has Cheezburger! Meow!


New Funny Cat Oriented Web Site.
By: Vickie J Rubinson

One of the most popular user-generated blogs is actually devoted to cats. Cats in all shapes and sizes with cute little tag lines under the photos. It's called I Can Has Cheezburger, which is cat "speak" for visit my website at: http://icanhascheezburger.com/ !

Warning- some translation might be needed to understand cat speak. For example there is a picture of a feline with a milk mustache that reads: "Someone steelz da milk? Sry, I noes nuffing about dat!" And then there's a pix of two black and white cats hanging out in the rain under umbrellas that reads, "Noah called. He pikks us up in 10 minutes."

Whether you're a cat person or not, check out this cute site. You'll never feel the same way about fluffy again.
LOL Cats.

Sunday, March 2, 2008

ONYX: Best Japanese Food in Town.


Restaurant review: Onyx; at the Four Seasons Hotel Westlake
By: Vickie J. Rubinson


Chef Masasuke Shimakawa oversees preparation of Asian inspired cuisine expertly prepared sushi and sashimi in this contemporary styled restaurant at the Four Seasons Hotel in Westlake, California. We had the delicious signature dish, Red Snapper, which was crunchy and bathed in a sweet and sour glaze. One enthusiastic patron even ate some of the fin! The fish was so large that the head and tail were flopping over the end of the generously sized platter. The portion was sufficient to easily serve two or three hungry diners.

I got the ahi tuna and shrimp tempura appetizers which were excellent, and everyone liked the Saki, which was warm and sweet. We also got a special appearance at our table by Chef "Masa" Shimakawa a native of Japan.

An avid jogger and swimmer, Chef Masa loves creating dishes that satisfy his palate while supporting health. Chef Masa apprenticed in Japan before moving to America.

"Japanese cuisine has always been about plenty of natural veggies and fresh fish that has historically contributed to lower rates of heart disease and obesity. I'm thrilled by the opportunity to share more of my country's food culture with diners in Southern California!" he enthused.

The restaurant is decorated with bamboo floors, backlit wall panels of semi-precious stones and a stunning black and white picture of a Geisha near the entrance. But the best feature of Onyx was the huge 2,000 gallon saltwater aquarium at the bar. Bar flies gazed at the different assortment of brightly colored fish, while downing their Whiskeys and Bourban.

The menu also offers grilled main lobster, rainbow rolls, California rolls and Kobi beef.

Price: $31-$50.00
Dinner: 5:30-10.00 p.m.
Dress: Smart casual